This, my friends, is a secret as old as agility itself (well
not quite). The path to success officially became possible in 2000. Granted
this is not a path you will travel on your own. You will need friends, foes,
fellow competitors to make it. It’s not a onetime trick either, it can be used
every show, sometimes even at practice, if you have really cool friends that is.
This will make everything better no matter how you do at an agility show. Quick
fix? Perhaps, but it can have some long lasting effects. This is a handler
trick, although from personal experience I know it can make a difference in the
canine companion’s performance as well.
Now breathe, I know this is awfully exciting, you ready? The
secret to success, all the luck you could need in agility, is eat lots of MACH cake. Really
it works, and if not at least you got to eat cake. See its good luck cake, and
then it’s either a reward for a job well done or comfort food. MACH cake makes
everything better. Who knows maybe
eating in celebration of someone else’s 750 points and 20 double Qs actually
does rub off on us? Also it is proven that optimistic people achieve their
goals and perform better then pessimists. Who can be pessimistic while munching
on cake? Really I don’t see how that could be possible.
MACH on!
:)
I LOVE THIS. PERFECT. NOW I KNOW WHAT'S BEEN HOLDING US BACK. gosh Kathleen. ;)
ReplyDeleteokay, after I gain 3242423432432 lbs, WE WILL BE AT TUSLA. lol awesome.
hahaha! Thanks Nicole, see I knew someone could use the secret powers of MACH cake ;D
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