Sunday, November 16, 2014

Day 61

Day 61 Without Dogs:

                Still have not found new hobby…and increasingly find things to train and then am hit by a wall of deep despair that I am incapable of training such things, or anything for that matter. Miss dog hair on clothes, lint roller is currently unemployed. Find uncontrollable urge to yell “LEAVE IT” when hiking, yet no reason to… The lack of barking creates an empty silence when opening doors and observing squirrels. The crates in my car remain empty; rattling noise persists with no added benefit of transporting canine companions.  There is an insufficient supply of nighttime Whimzy snuggles…it is unacceptable. No longer are meals shared with my perpetually hungry creatures, they must be starving without their share of popcorn, pizza, and other morsels of human food. It seems that now I have only one shadow when moving from room to room, I used to have three. Disappearance of smaller brown shadows is depressing. Have several unused dog toys, I will admit to occasionally playing with them briefly alone… I do not miss picking up poop; although morning poop-walks are missed. Perhaps in future morning walks can be conducted without poop? Will attempt this feat in time, seems difficult. Scarce agility time results in poor agility handling, this results in many angry barks directed at me. However, agility time is deeply appreciated by all involved. Q or NQ agility remains to be incredibly fun.

Overwhelmingly happy to see dogs on weekends, they are the best-est of things.


 Seriously, the best-est. 

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